Monday, 5 May 2008

Happy jerking off month everybody

Just got the news people, did you know that May is a “national masturbation month”. You are allowed and even obligated to Jerk off every  day and even twice (three times god forbid) a day.

This is amazing, I didn’t know we celebrate this masturbation holyday, did you?

To honor this holyday properly I went to the nearby drugstore  for supplies, you cannot do a jerk off  feast properly without some very essential products, like lotion (the good kind), lots and lots of tissue papers, some balm for the itches (redness itch ) and caffeine pills.
 I’m ready now, I have it all, closed the door, put up the “closed” sign on it and turned on the computer. Yes ladies and gentleman I am going to sex chat with at least 40-60 cam girls this month. I figured, if I’ll do (and I do mean “do”) 2-3 cam girls a day I’ll complete the holyday mission in 25-26 days tops. Could be a glorious holyday, sexy women, nudity, and for this occasion I’ll do a cam to cam with these girls (imlive has this nice feature).
the only problem is how do I start this masturbation marathon? I need a strategy so I’ll follow it through the next 25 days, do I start with an ugly cam girl and go upwards to the most sexy so I’ll be turned on gradually or should I keep a sexiness even line all the way- tough one. I think I’ll do it this way, start with a nice looking cam girl, give it  a few wanks and see what gives. I know who I’m gonna finish this race with , Barbiewild of course, she will make a dry rock cum in two seconds. Can’t wait to meet Barbiewild in the finals.  Happy Masturbation months to you all!!!

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